I AM NOBODY, which is totally contrary of the original intent of being SOMEBODY, a shining individual in a sea of three-thousand. The actual words were printed very dynamically in red and black, in an unobtrusive font, on a business card that was impersonal but begging for sentimentality, for significance of its own.
I have no clue what's happened to the card since I first received it, almost three years ago. The saying comes up briefly in conversation--an esoteric joke. I remember my friend Jeremy placing it in a terrarium next to a pet lizard. The card did prove apathy to be a renewable resource. I guess we could all thank it for that.

Gee, thank you too, Mountain View!

So yes. It's been a healthy harvest of cynicism in my last days of high school, and now they've finally reached their close. I'm terrified, but it's all for the better.

Congraduations, everyone.